The newest FDA-approved cure for snoring is . . . sticking a red-hot probe up your nose.
A company called Aerin Medical created the probes, which they heat up to 140 degrees before they jam one up your nose. And yes, it hurts. You DO get a local anesthesia first . . . but they say afterward, some people need painkillers.
The probe works by attacking swollen nasal tissue. By burning it up for a few seconds, the tissue shrinks . . . and you can breathe again, so you won’t snore for the rest of your life. Hopefully. It’s supposed to be pretty effective, but who knows.
On a personal note: I can’t sleep if someone in the room is snoring! It drives me crazy!