It’s wedding season. Congratulations to everyone getting married this year! Let’s have some fun, shall we?
A LIST OF THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR AT A WEDDING!
We chipped in and got you a honeymoon to the Dominican Republic.
Sorry Rev, but lose that “till death do us part” . . . sounds unusually harsh.
A white dress?!? Now, that’s rich!
You’ll be seated at the single losers table.
And now, if everyone would please raise your light sabers . . .
Dude, we didn’t just get a Sugar Ray cover band . . . we got Sugar Ray!